English | 2022 | ISBN: 0593194411 | 176 pages | True EPUB | 4.75 MB
The viral video star behind Dude Dad offers a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive during the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy.
Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand their baby’s development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli, but Taylor Calmus takes issue with that. First off, your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your baby is a hardcore little lug nut who is straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second, how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what the heck is a kumquat? Clearly this situation calls for a better approach. Enter . . .A Dude’s Guide to Baby Size.
•At week nine, your little shredder resembles the circumference of a guitar pick.
•At week twenty-four, your budding jalapeño is the size of some concession-stand nachos.
•By week thirty-four,…